In my young days, and dont read this to mean hore ke tsofetse, i did a lot of travelling. The one place i have avoided or rather have not been able to visit is Spain. It has not been by design, it is because everytime i planned my overseas trips, Spain never came to mind until after the planning session is over. Now i know why.....i can't stand stupid fools, twits..etc....if you read what follows hereunder you will understand:
"Spanish star wants vuvuzelas banned, Spanish fans want Africans banned
SOWETO. Just a day after Spanish football star Xabi Alonso called on
FIFA to ban vuvuzela horns, Spanish fans have called on the football
body to ban Africans. "They are just so black," said fan Enrique de
Torquemada. "And there are so many of them here in Africa. It is very
upsetting." Meanwhile South Africans have asked the Spanish to stop
lisping.
Alonso was widely quoted this week referring to vuvuzelas as an
"annoyance" that should be banned.
However, FIFA godfather Sepp Blatter has defended the horns.
"South African football is all about noise, excitement, shouting and
enjoyment," he said. "And sometimes goals. But mostly just noise."
Alonso's South African hosts say they are taking the star's complaints
seriously, despite "Xabi" meaning "doos" in the ancient San language.
"Obviously as a footballer Mr Alonso is a very unique person," said
Confederations Cup local organizer Sonnyboy Laduma. "I mean, it's not
everyone who has a Grade 9 education, is unemployable after 35, and who
spends hours every day training to kick an inflated sack in to a net,
who then tries to dictate the culture of another continent."
However, Laduma confirmed that Alonso was not alone in feeling that
Africa needed to change to suit Spanish tastes.
He said that thousands of Spanish supporters had signed a petition
asking FIFA to ban not only vuvuzelas but Africans as well.
"Apparently when they bought their airline tickets nobody told them that
Africa is full of Africans," explained Laduma.
According to fan Ignacio Tortilla, the Confederations Cup has been an
"ordeal".
"Wherever you look it's just Africans," he said. "Please don't get me
wrong, I'm not a racist, but do they really have to be so aggressive
with all the singing and smiling and hand-shaking?"
Florida de Porpoise, a retired Jew-bater from Barcelona, said he would
have no problem with Africans "if they only tried to be more European".
"We're not asking for a lot," said de Porpoise. "Just perhaps a little
hair relaxant, some cigarettes, and an overwhelming sense of the
futility of hope."
Meanwhile, a delegation of South Africans has asked visiting Spaniards
to stop lisping.
"For God's sake, English is our sixth language and we can still say
's'," said Jumpstart Moloi, who led the delegation to the Spanish
embassy this morning.
"It's not Nelthon Mandela, okay? It's Nelson. Nelssssson."
He also appealed to Spaniards to "think long and hard" before asking
locals for directions to Thanton Thquare and the thocker thtadium at
Thocker Thity.
"Spanish is just such a freaking ugly language," said Moloi. "It's all
just 'eth eth eth eth'. FIFA should do something.""
Having shared the above with you, i believe that you are of the same mind...."we must refuse to play Spain until XAVI die "DOOS"....LET ME REPHRASE THAT..."DIE NAAT DOOS" and his compatriots stand at "Thanton THquare" stark naked and apologise."
I now know why poor Samuel Eto is always in tears....these bloody Spaniards think that Africa is full of baboons, and that poor Eto is a different species "sa di baboon tseo"....
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